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Gal ir skaitytas, bet ideti reikia:
Kaip tikros istorijos anekdotais virsta? ?Tai nutiko kazkur rusijoje. Zodziu, moteris su vyru ilgai taupe, kad nusipirktu kristoline liustra. Pagaliau susitaupe, nusipirko. Ta diena sedi, valgo istaigingus pietus, gurksnoja alkoholi ir moteris papraso vyro, kad jis siandien ta liustra pakabintu, ir jis sutinka. Pasistate vyriokas ant stalo taburete, atsistojo ant jos ir kabina liustra su seimyniniais triusikais (ten pas juos namuose taip priimta vaiksciot). O zmona ziuri i ji is apacios ir pamato, jog is po seimyniniu vienas kiausukas islindes. Galvoja, kad visai nieko butu sprigtelt per ta kiausa na ir ka, sprigteli, o vyras issigasta, krenta ant zemes su visa taburete ir liustra. Atsistoja, liustros kelios dalys pas ji rankoj. Moteris galvoja- dabar uzmus. O jis ir sako: "Blia kaip elektra nuejo, iki pat kiausiniu, gerai, kad neuzmuse " ![]() _________________ Pedal to the metal |
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